So, whilst browsing a stupid catalog I received in the mail today I came across a little summin, summin'.
It is exactly why I know that the end of the world is near. Very near. Check it out please and then go build a safe room or a cellar or something. Just build baby.
The Pet High Chair.
Satisfying a mutual desire for companionship, this high chair permits your dog or cat to accompany you at the dinner table. The high chair clips securely to tables up to 2" thick and its height adjusts without tools to elevate your pet to near eye level. It has a frame of powder-coated 5/8" steel tubing and its arms are rubber-coated so they will not mar table surfaces. By providing an alternative to sitting on your lap, running disruptively underfoot, or outright banishment, the chair assuages a pet (and its owner's) frustration, and promotes more refined behavior. The chair's 600-denier tan/brown nylon fabric cleans easily. Two tethers on the chair protect your dinner guests against any lapses in etiquette. Folds for convenient storage and travel. For pets up to 10 lbs. 10" H x 12" W x 9 1/2" D. (4 lbs.)
This thing cost $49.95! Seriously? This satisfies a "mutual desire for companionship"? This worries mel And some poor schmuck had to write that copy. Oh dear Lord, the end is near.
Forgive my sarcasm but you gotta be shittin' me?!